Thursday, 28 February 2013

Suckers

Many a times we might have observed that while working in an organization we have "yes men".Now ,this is nothing new ,but the application of the valuable asset "THE BRAIN" and its gray cells to process information received is the crucial missing link found in such people.

You note that any thing that comes from the boss, its always yes siiiiiir!!!!!!Why do such and such thing??I don't know siiiir, you told me so i do it!!!!!If we go on doing things like this , what a waste of a precious commodity -THE BRAIN.A postman , checks the letters and drops them to many houses.He seldom needs to know what is in it and why he should deliver this at a certain address.Similarly the yes man.

Then come the laggards.....slower than the snail, completely bored with life and dragging every inch of their body with no stress on the brain ,keeping it highly unused , that may fetch a good resale value  if ever it were to be put up in a used brain market!!!They drawl and move at such a pace ,anytime that it appears Hercules/Atlas left the universe on their shoulders while he excused himself for a break.They are such a burden on society.

The cribbers----Whine , whine ,whine...all the time.Never a second when they don't have an excuse .They never seem to be having anything that satisfies them. What would happen to them during those  otherwise sensuous exciting moments, when they contribute to the ever growing population and wasting precious fluids??The new born also may start saying" hey why do i waste my energy crying now??I have ample years ahead!!!

The Know all....the walking talking encyclopedia.Google and ask me services are put to shame and shy away when facing these people.They seem to have a 1000Watt lamp always burning at the top of their head like a light house showing the people around as to how to navigate in the choppy waters.They seem to have a solution for everything except their bloated egos!!!

Variety indeed is the spice of life or the ice of life or the lice of life:)

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